Yes, Minsiter
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*First they came for the subeditors, and I did not speak out—because I was
illiterate*
'Leggy'
This is our new pet, named Leggy. She's quickly moved in to the shed and claimed the prime bit of real estate: the area around the light that rarely gets turned off.
Over the following days, Leggy moved about the living room. At one point she settled on my computer desk and started eating my hair. I worried she might develop a taste for me.
And, tonight, I've found she's settled in my room. If there are no new posts after you read this, please tell my family I love them